I dedicate this blog post to Sam. Why Sam? Sam is my Garth Brooks stage rushing partner in cime! Sam is the girl you would want with you in a foreign country if you ran across a squatty potty. She would gave you the shirt off of her back to use as toilet paper, but she would probably take your picture with the squatty potty first and post it to the internet with the caption "Kendall Pooped In This." Sam knows how to laugh, how to have fun and she would even make this fun! She is one in a million and I am happy to do life with her. She i one of my favorite people and I hsve yet to be with Sam and not have a good time. She will also let you know if your post to her wasnt up to her standards, but you totally agee and fix it right away if she did :) She is so special she will get many, many mentions on this here blog, which is the only reason she simply got a lame squatty potty as her post. You're welcome. They didn't have toilet paper, either.
Liked the song and looking forward to when you guys start singing the same song. Potty would not bother me.
ReplyDeletePotties bother me a lot. Thatvwas the worst thing about kazakhstan- the out houses. I have some very specific potty requirements. As soon as i saw thisbone ibstarted singing take me back to tulsa in my head.
ReplyDeleteWhen we were in Greece, we came across a couple of these. A woman stood at the door and handed out squares of toilet paper. We knew to carry Kleenex after the first one.
ReplyDeleteThey didnt use toilet paper at all in kazakhstan. I didnt have anything today. I will get some for next time thats for sure!
DeleteThey didnt use toilet paper at all in kazakhstan. I didnt have anything today. I will get some for next time thats for sure!
DeleteWhen we were in Greece, we came across a couple of these. A woman stood at the door and handed out squares of toilet paper. We knew to carry Kleenex after the first one.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Squatty potties are hilarious and you redeemed yourself for sure! I don't know that I would let you wipe with my shirt but I would push you in while you were squatting and then I would give you my sock!
ReplyDeleteI almost said she would gove me her sock and then i thought no i should make her aound more generous than that. But yeah i think id get a sock. And you would def take my picture and put it on the internet. Wouldnt be the worst pottying situation youd ever seen me in. Youve seen some stuff.
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ReplyDeleteI did not poop!! I simply urinated in the squatty potty!
DeleteWhere was this?!!! That is crazy
DeleteIt was at the japanese garden. Made me hate all of france.
DeleteBuahhhaaa! Haaahaaa!
ReplyDeleteEverytime I remember the squatty potty i sing "take me back to tulsa, im too young to marry" in my head!
ReplyDeleteJack would love this. He perches atop the toilet to go number 2. Brett and I discussed recently if we should make him stop, but all the studies say he's doing it correctly and we're the ones doing it wrong. Soooo, until the seat breaks I guess we'll let him squat.
ReplyDeleteMy family can attest that I was a squatter all through childhood. And after some discomfort after childbirth I did some research and I can affirm that yes, we should all be squatting.
DeleteAt first I thought "oh I hope she did not actually use this" and then I remembered that you pooped in the alley before our race. So then I thought "oh she definitely used this"
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That ally pooping was an accident!! I only peed in this one!
Delete"accidental pooping" hahahahahahahaha
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